I Didn't Want To Poop Alone Screaming Woman Scented Candle, 13.75oz

Light these Screaming Woman candles when you want to burn it all down!  Matte black label screams "I Didn't Want To Poop Alone Anyway."

Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend, these scented candles feature a 100% cotton wick and deliver 70-80 hours of blissful relaxation.

NOTE! Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn candle 3 to 4 hours of each lighting and trim wick to 1/4". Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.

.: One size (3″ × 5") (7.6cm × 12.7cm)
.: 100% natural soy wax blend
.: 100% cotton wick
.: Average burn time: 70-80 hours
.: Permanent adhesive label
.: All scents have the same color
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

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